Don't tell me what I can't do.

23rd July 2014

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Post phone drop. Dorothy thought it was hilarious. Dixie was not amused.

Post phone drop. Dorothy thought it was hilarious. Dixie was not amused.

23rd July 2014

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Harry Potter marathon today. I went to snap the picture of these 2 and dropped my phone on them.

Harry Potter marathon today. I went to snap the picture of these 2 and dropped my phone on them.

21st July 2014

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“If you’re afraid of butter, use cream.” -Julia Child

“First we eat, then we do everything else.” -M.F.K. Fisher

"The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook." -Julia Child

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." -W.C. Fields

21st July 2014

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Slowly resetting my eating habits post move, my new gym kicks butt and has free group classes, time to get excited.

Slowly resetting my eating habits post move, my new gym kicks butt and has free group classes, time to get excited.

20th July 2014

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This dog I swear.

This dog I swear.

20th July 2014

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My coworkers gave me tons of tiny booze bottles before I left.

30th birthday shots alone over my sink!!

19th July 2014

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I turned 30 about 15 minutes ago in the pacific time zone where I was born.

I went to the premium outlet malls and only spent $20.

I skipped dinner out.

I worked.

No one here knows anything and I’m crazy senior to these baristas so I’ll soon promote.

I kept my WA pay rate. (I make more than a starting shift manager).
(I can’t even tell you how relieved I am since baristas start at tx minimum wage).

Tips here blow. Tip your baristas ladies and gentlemen.

I bleached the fuck out of my favorite shirt.

I ate a lot of brownies.

I’m drinking a lot of wine.

Still have no friends, I don’t think I will make them from work because I’m kind of annoying the hell out of people by being you know, an actual barista instead of a glorified McDonald’s employee.

Nw coffee culture is not a thing here, at all.

I miss craft beer. I miss huckleberries. I miss downtown Moscow and I really miss my friends.

But it could be worse, the town doesn’t suck, and so that’s a thing.

19th July 2014

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Got a ridiculous hat for my birthday!

Got a ridiculous hat for my birthday!

18th July 2014

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Wine, brownies, and the one where they all turn 30. On the Eve of my 30th.

Wine, brownies, and the one where they all turn 30. On the Eve of my 30th.

18th July 2014

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We found a decent substitute for our beloved jamms in Moscow. The strawberry infused water is a nice bonus.

We found a decent substitute for our beloved jamms in Moscow. The strawberry infused water is a nice bonus.